schlarpet

Just a Schlatt carpet

Greg- “Bro nice carpet!”
Ronald-“that’s not just a carpet it’s a schlarpet”

by Rammie_69 May 22, 2022

Schlorp

The sound you make when you eat a shoe

Person A *schlorp*
Person B "stop eating shoes!"

by Wkorp September 5, 2022

Schlopertunity

The opportunity to receive top (head)

I had a schlopertunity last night with Emma but her roommate, Peggy, cockblocked me.

by Pamf101 November 17, 2022

Schlongle

Getting railed by a man with a substantially sized Schlong, hence, Schlongle

Kelly: I got schlongled so hard last night, I can't feel my legs!
Mary: Damn, what kind of girth did he have?!

by Stalin be balin February 7, 2023

Schloopermowie

When you get an erection at the wrong time

Oh shit, I got a Schloopermowie

by mrdickfaceman June 8, 2023

Schlorp

to drink something with a loud slurpy sucking noise.

"The mighty airplane began to schlorp from the river."

by play TH06 July 20, 2023

Schloppenheimer

When one receives the most finest head.

“She gave that bomb ass head, had to call her schloppenheimer”

by Bigdaddy3608 May 22, 2024