Schloop

The act of swiftly taking off a condom, typically in one smooth motion.

I had to fake it so I Schlooped and threw the rubber hat behind the bed.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

pink schloop

When anal sex reaches a point of dryness the penis is pulled out and causes the anus to retract with the penis.

i.e; I pink schloop Earna all day.
i.e; Lynette is the best for pink schlooping.
i.e; Bobby takes good pink schloops.

by ginga! September 8, 2006

Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021

schlonger

Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around

Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*

Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"

Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"

by Flagellah February 18, 2015

Schloop

The scooping and plopping of a thick mud like substance onto any surface deemed worthy.

Eg: the ditch bitches schlooped clay onto the bricks to give their structure the support it needed to collapse.

by DitchBitch July 29, 2020

schloop

near anamonopia approximating the sound of a cork pulled fresh from the bottle except the context is during the creation of a 'rosebud' on your lady (or gent).

Like the timely clash of cymbals at the symphony, the schloop echoed in the tile bathroom, punctuating the magic moment

by austin the goat February 15, 2005

Schloopermowie

When you get an erection at the wrong time

Oh shit, I got a Schloopermowie

by mrdickfaceman June 8, 2023