Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

to give a really good shuck wilst stroking the cock extremely.

she used the vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

by AlabamianFootballPlayer June 4, 2018

schlooping

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

Schlampe Wagen

Schlampe Wagen or Slut Wagon is a term that describes a permiscious young lady. She gets around fucks a lot of dudes and may carry things as a wagon does STD's.

Bro did you sleep with that Schlampe Wagen last night?
No, she's got the herpes

by Brochacho6969 May 21, 2011

Schlop top

The act of Giving good brain and having the penis stick out of the cheek during the act

I gave Rick that good schlop top.

by Og purp skurrrp December 12, 2016

schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

schlumpkin

when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

I just got done with my schlumpkin

by Snoop Dog August 14, 2004