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Schneebs

Hey Jack, can i borrow 10 bucks for a pack of Schneebs?
by DannyBoyFromOz March 15, 2007
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Schmeebler

Olanka Masney is a schmeebler.
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Schmeeb

The name given to any inanimate object (e.g. a rock, crushed beer can, lighter, etc.) handy to a group of drunks at a party. The "schmeeb" is then used in an eponymous drinking game, in which the player with the schmeeb hands it off to another player of his choosing. The exchange goes as follows:

Player 1: "This is a schmeeb."
Player 2: "A what?"
Player 1: "A schmeeb."
Player 2: "Thank you."

Each part of the exchange is crucial, including the "Thank you." Player 2 then hands off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the above exchange, except that the question/answer goes back to Player 1:

Player 2: "This is a schmeeb."
Player 3: "A what?"
Player 2: "A what?" (to Player 1)
Player 1: "A schmeeb" (to Player 2)
Player 2: "A schmeeb" (to Player 3)
Player 3: "Thank you."

The game continues ad infinitum (or ad nauseam, depending on how much you're drinking), with each player handing off the schmeeb to yet another player, following the same exchange (there will obviously be repeats and crossovers, with the same players involved at different points in the chain - which gets tricky.) The round ends when the chain is broken (i.e. a player forgets the order of question/answer, or a recipient forgets to say "Thank you" - which happens often), and the guilty party must finish his beer. This player then starts the next round.
Dude, this crushed beer can would make the perfect schmeeb!
by JBHighberger July 8, 2006
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schleem

A small slimy object, such as a fish.
"that feels like a schleem to me" said the hombart.
by Ryan Ferris The 14th August 4, 2007
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Schleepy Schleiwies

Oh, are you feeling schleepy Schleiwies?
by Shenu October 12, 2003
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schmeeb

A guy you wouldn't take home to meet your mother. Can be found in most bars, often used for a one-night stand.
"Me and my girls are going trolling for schmeebs tonight."
by Niffer8 December 9, 2008
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schlieben

A town in germany, also a phrase used to indicate the presence of a noun, verb, adjective.

See humourous misallocation of words.
Hey schlieben.
What's schlieben?
by Jones December 18, 2003
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