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schivone

Falsing claiming "Jewish" heritage for the sole purpose of gaining political leverage in a fight against the Jewish people and Israel, the state of the Jewsih people.
This phenomenon is named after Gabriel Schivone- a self-proclaimed Jew with no Jewish heritage

Gabriel Schivone is one of the very few people in human history whose name is destined to become a description of a phenomenon, in this case the Schivone Jew. Previous examples of persons who have given their names to phenomena include Vidkun Quisling, the Earl of Sandwich, and only very few others.

A Schivone Jew pretends to be Jewish in order to shield himeslf from accustations of anti-Semitism, as he fights against Jewish values and ideals.
by Xanadu 600 October 23, 2011
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Schaivoed

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.
Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.
by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009
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schiavoed

Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.
by matt thermopolis November 30, 2010
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schianoed

1.) To stampede and bull rush on a victory t-formation, also known as the kneel down to end a game.

2.) Whether in sports or in general, to obliterate and destroy shit up
1.) Damn, we just got schianoed, our offensive line also just got worked up front. We should have expected a badass coach like Schiano to run through us like rag dolls- Tom Coughlin.

2.) Man I got more schianoed at the bars last night than Mark Sanchez has in a football game
by faux_blainegabbert October 29, 2012
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Schiaved

(adj.) when one becomes so drunk that they are as incapacitated as Terry Schiavo.
(V.) To be drunk to the point of incapacitation. (as in Terry Schiavo)
"Last weekend I was out at a killer party and got schiaved."
"Dude you are so schiaved right now"
by Duxbury March 31, 2009
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schiavoed

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation
dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight
by bofanD February 26, 2009
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schiavin' out

to consume so much alcohol that you become unresponsive to everything,thus becoming a vegetable like Terry Schiavo.
Josh drank a whole bottle of rum,now hes over there on the floor schiavin' out.
by Tombstone Killer February 1, 2006
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