schleifer

a family of six including a set of twins and a animal of some sort. Never has food in the cupboards and has strange ways of entertaining their pet. Love these people.

"Lets go to the schleifer house" "You mean the yellow one?"

by squasqua August 12, 2009

Schaefer

Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.

Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos

"Wow man, you chillin with that schaefer?"
"f'realz, we be schaefin it up at her place"

by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006

cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.

My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

by christoferdrew2 July 9, 2010

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 12, 2006

Schweffer

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.

He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.

by TheHotsteppa May 17, 2018

schaeff'd

A verb describing the art of smashing the tennis ball out of bounds on a volly near the net in wii tennis.

Alternatively, as an adjective can be used to describe the feeling one has after losing a "gay-off."

Chris was up 40-30 in the final match of the wii tournament, but totally schaeff'd it to send the match to deuce.

Chris really schaeffe'd it up after David put an end to the "gay-off" by grabbing his man-ness.

by rsnow May 30, 2008

Schafernakar

This phrase has come about after the latest TV blooper from BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernakar. He was seen giving the one finger salute to the newsreader just before his weather bulletin and to try and cover it up he did this hilarious hand gesture after the 'one finger salute' to hide the fact he'd sworn on air. You would use the word to describe a person having a fit or spak-attack at something they're not happy with.

I refused to pay the guy and he had a total schafernakar at me!

by Gubs73 August 18, 2010