scanger

A perpetually angry person who speaks with a high pitched voice, starts arguments as often as you have hot dinners and generally fcks up any sane social situation.In winter the male of the species typically wears a ben sherman shirt, an undersized jumper, tight jeans rammed up his hole, sovereign rings on the fingers and bad hygiene.The female sports tacky awful clothes, ear rings the size of swimming pool rims and a face in an unending twisted gnarl of rage.Facial wounds are also common.These people often have a good sense of humour.

colin farrels character in "intermission" is an example of a scanger, the perfect combination of tracksuit bottoms and some crazy jumper from the 80's

by chomskola July 2, 2006

Scranner

People who wear addidas and nike, and who follow the major trends in footwear and sports gear, mainly found at secondary schools, in the Leeds area

Look at that group of scranners over there, or that kids a right scranner

by Jackal July 21, 2003

scannelled

to be owned, to be owned in particular anyone with the name scannell, a very unpleasant confrontation with a scannell in which you are owned

Jon: pound it Steve
(Jon and Steve pound it)
Scannell: Hunter stop fighting!
Hunter: What?
Steve: You've just been scannelled

by Steve February 8, 2005

Scannell

A skinny chick-fil-a loving women that wears sweaters and drives like a maniac

Scannell is Irish

by Jakeolicious September 20, 2016

scannerds

Someone that continuously feels the need to scan items in the store to see if there is a better online price. Someone that has to scan every QR code they come across because there is more information available online.

How many scannerds does it take to screw in a light bulb. One to compare prices, one to scan instruction manual. One to literally screw the light bulb.

by heltersxelter February 3, 2014

Scanterranean

A person who aims to pay taxes to and receive services by a Scandinavian government, while he/she shows social characteristics of the Mediterranean culture, including the lack of strict work ethics, a holy reverence for social meals, and repulsion to make plans more than 3 days ahead.

I live by life with a scanterranean outook.

by tyler_d July 2, 2018

Scranner

Scranners are typically seen wearing kappa, Adidas, sonetti, or hype. They hang around the local McDonald's, range from 9-15 and usually smoke with packs they stole from their parents or bought them from some random 40 year old bloke. They typically take pictures of themselves in the mirror with flash on and scribble random parts of their body with emojis covering their face.

That lad Joe is a right scranner.

by Bigfellahavinacig January 18, 2020