waxin the saxophone

another term for jerkin off

josh: hey bro what did you do last night”
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!

by staysingle4life January 25, 2022

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

by P'tainz October 7, 2010

Sexophone

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

saxomophone

Saxophone, as pronounced by Homer J. Simpson.

Lisa, will you quit playing your saxomophone? I'm trying to sleep.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

saxaphone

A butchery of the word "saxophone."

If you see someone referring to "saxaphones," you know that they don't know a damn thing about music.

by Fire August 28, 2004

saxophonist

1. A musician who plays the saxophone. 2. One who is oft made fun of by other musicians (particularly trumpet players) because they are envied for their musical ability. 3. The most "nerdy" of the musicians, after the pianist and the composer.

The saxophonist at the cocktail party was quite talented.

by Connmann August 17, 2009

Sexaphone

A person who, during sex, moans musically, occasionally moaning the notes to a common song.

Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!

by WhaleBlubber June 3, 2010