Santa

Another definition for the main guy in a pornographic movie.

Elves would be the girls or women.

After seeing both the redheaded hitcher and the blond cheerleader participating in a threesome on a horse, it was clear Ralph was this movie's santa. He was certainly jolly enough for it.

Santa by Evil_AV December 28, 2005

Santa

A fat perv who breaks into your house and eats you food and drinks your milk. He also stalks you.

Santa called me and my two other friends hoes as he said “Hoe, hoe, hoe Merry Christmas, remember, I see you when your sleeping.”

Santa by AllFactsFromMe March 8, 2019

Santa

if you ever see santa coming in through ur chimney just fucking call the police

daughter- dad i just saw santa coming in!
dad- what! stay with me im calling the police
daughter- why dad thats santa!!
mom- santa isnt real someones breaking into our house!!!

Santa by idrk8080 November 6, 2020

santa

the perfect example of the effects of propaganda and the influence of the media.

think about it, santa fits down a chimney, and FLYING reindeer?!

santa by thatswicked August 3, 2006

santa

a womans private part (santa is a cunt)

what has a bit of fluff at the top and a button(lumpy thing) in the middle ,also the bottom bits (legs/flaps) can spread .also red in colour,what else can it be.only seen once per year and makes boys/men very happy.

santa by uncle fizzle January 3, 2004

santa

a guy that makes a reason for everybody to go buy toys for their little ones so they can hav a cover up and show their true fatness in a red suit and is the reason y credit cards were invented

convo between a credit card company and a customer
company-im sry santa stole all ur money
customer-well u should go fuck santa o wait u r santa

santa by ill b ur whore December 28, 2005

Santa

some fat old dude who likes to feed off poor innocent little kids' cookies and milk.
he enslaved the elves, which is y they don't live with us here today.
he is evil for making kids believe he is magical when he's really poor and only has the energy to steal food at christmas in the morning.

little kid wakes up to hear thumps downstairs...
leads to the living room where the cookies are....
"SANTA??!!"
sees old, fat dude in red rags and gulping down a glass of milk with oreo and cookie crumbs on scraggly old beard....
uh oh...

Santa by annie :DD December 31, 2006