A fat bastard that breaks into your house and kidnaps your wife, sister and mom back to the "north pole".
by Not about to yeet a child wym November 20, 2020
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Look, Diana, it's that piece of shit, Santa! Make sure to bring me something good next Christmas you asshole!
by Largigest cheezy boi December 30, 2020
Get the Santa mug.Its Christmas eve and you dress up in a Santa outfit. You climb on the top of a house and scream Santa's here, and when someone looks up through their chimney, you ejaculate down the chimney as if it is a present.
by bigboi12369 April 5, 2021
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Get the Santa mug.A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.
by Deadboydoor517 July 2, 2021
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You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.
by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003
Get the Santa mug.(A dyslexic satanist, named Tommy, walks up): I worship Santa!
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.
by -lovemetal January 5, 2008
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