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Saying Goodnight to my mother

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"
by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010
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daylight saving time

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.

Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?

Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
by dniymfm March 13, 2010
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J.D. Salinger

Author of catcher in the rye.
After becoming so famous he became a hermit and does not leave his house, do interviews, or anything.
J.D. Salinger just sits in his house and waits to die.
by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007
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no more saying cuss words guys

it’s inappropriate and violent!
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if you say a cuss word then you will like...
going to jail🤔
by stopitt January 5, 2021
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Andrew sagging

Dropping your pants, as if sagging like a gangsta, but your penis is hanging out of your boxer hole, which is usually unintended, embarrassing, and awkward.
A person was trying to act like a gangsta in front of their friends, so he sagged, not knowing that he was Andrew sagging, and revealed a part of him that wasn't meant to be seen by his friends.
by offuttc March 30, 2010
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redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?
by OldFart77 April 24, 2007
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Saying Whats up, to the Toilet

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.
"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."
by LaRose July 9, 2005
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