by I’msorrytohearthatyourgrandmap April 20, 2021
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Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!
Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!
by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019
by the cool gang April 21, 2010
by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003
Someone you fall for because he is good at putting on a show for everyone. Though in a short amount of time his true colours show and he ends up being your worst nightmare. It’s highly recommended you get out of any relationship with him once he shows sign of his toxicity because if you don’t theres a high chance he will go to extreme lengths of pleasing himself while breaking you down and making you feel worthless. Overall ruben is not the kind of guy you wanna waste any of your time on.
Guy #1 “did you hear what Ruben did to Haley”
Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”
Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”
by Kittenclubzzz October 15, 2019
99% homo erectus and 1% monkey. Possess an intelligence level of a wild chimpanzee. He is lazy as a sloth and runs like a penguin. His legs are thin a led. He obeys to every command of emperor 'Sohta'.
by The Emperor SM December 13, 2018