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Ruben

Ruben is a gorgeous man who was sculpted by the gods! He is a man like no other. He is kind, caring, intelligent and has a heart of gold. Ruben is a very loyal and amazing friend who will always be there for you regardless of the situation. He is a person who knows you better than you know yourself. Ruben is very good with his hands and can fix anything and everything, especially broken hearts. Ruben is a very determined person and believes in love at first site. If he loves a girl, it doesn’t matter how long it takes her to love him back because he will forever be in love with her. If you ever find a Ruben, hold onto him because he will bring so much love and joy into your life!!
We Love Ruben!
by Meggiebeggie November 23, 2021
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Ruben

A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!
That Ruben is not cool!
by haha! December 22, 2004
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Ruben

Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!
Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!
by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019
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Ruben

Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating
"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"
by the cool gang April 21, 2010
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Ruben

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."
by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003
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Ruben

Someone you fall for because he is good at putting on a show for everyone. Though in a short amount of time his true colours show and he ends up being your worst nightmare. It’s highly recommended you get out of any relationship with him once he shows sign of his toxicity because if you don’t theres a high chance he will go to extreme lengths of pleasing himself while breaking you down and making you feel worthless. Overall ruben is not the kind of guy you wanna waste any of your time on.
Guy #1 “did you hear what Ruben did to Haley”

Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”
by Kittenclubzzz October 14, 2019
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Ruben

99% homo erectus and 1% monkey. Possess an intelligence level of a wild chimpanzee. He is lazy as a sloth and runs like a penguin. His legs are thin a led. He obeys to every command of emperor 'Sohta'.
have you seen that twig ... No, but I saw Ruben.
by The Emperor SM December 12, 2018
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