Ruben

Genuinely the greatest guy out there. If you have him in your life, consider yourself one of luckiest people in the universe. He will always have your back and will help you through your troubles. Always has a word of wisdom to spare. Very, very sensitive but that only shows how much he cares for things/people. Has a huge heart of gold, we honestly don’t deserve him. If he was an animal it would be a puppy because both are equally cute. When he is not beating himself down because of his insecurities, he irradiates pure energy and good vibes and everybody’s mood just lights up. Fantastic music taste and great moves on the dance floor. He is the life of the party. Funny as hell, he loves a good joke. Smol bean but will fight you if you push his buttons, so just don’t do it. Worthy of much more than what has been given to him through is lifetime but the future is bright so he just has to hold tight.

Have you met Ruben?? He’s incredibly awesome

by DaisyDanvers September 7, 2018

Ruben

A funny ass dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!

That Ruben is not cool!

by haha! December 22, 2004

Ruben

Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!

Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!

by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019

Ruben

Pulling a Ruben is a term used about men masturbating

"Hey Where are you going?"
"I'm going home to pull a Ruben"
"Oh I did that 2 hours ago"

by the cool gang April 21, 2010

Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

Ruben

Someone you fall for because he is good at putting on a show for everyone. Though in a short amount of time his true colours show and he ends up being your worst nightmare. It’s highly recommended you get out of any relationship with him once he shows sign of his toxicity because if you don’t theres a high chance he will go to extreme lengths of pleasing himself while breaking you down and making you feel worthless. Overall ruben is not the kind of guy you wanna waste any of your time on.

Guy #1 “did you hear what Ruben did to Haley”

Girl #1 “yes, does it honestly surprise you though? After all it’s Ruben...”

by Kittenclubzzz October 14, 2019

Ruben

99% homo erectus and 1% monkey. Possess an intelligence level of a wild chimpanzee. He is lazy as a sloth and runs like a penguin. His legs are thin a led. He obeys to every command of emperor 'Sohta'.

have you seen that twig ... No, but I saw Ruben.

by The Emperor SM December 12, 2018