Roommate Rule

Roommate A is aloud to order Roommate B to drink a shot in under 10 seconds if Roommate B is feeling upset and Roommate A feels that Roommate B needs a shot.

"I'm upset" Roommate B
"Dude, take a shot" Roommate A
"Nah, I'm too upset to take a shot!" Roommate B
"dude!, TAKE A SHOT! ROOMMATE RULE" Roommate A
"Ugh, well, if it's roommate rule then i guess i have to!" Roommate B

by Frank Fioretti January 5, 2008

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by Anonymous October 22, 2003

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Roommate

The reason why you are not sleeping right now. Not because he is annoying, but because he is one of your best friends even if he wasn't before rooming. The one who can make you laugh with random stuff he does in the safety of your room and vice versa. The kind that you can make endless inside jokes with, sometimes even daily.

I started randomly dancing and instead of judging me, my roommate applauded me

by awesomeroomie November 30, 2010

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angry roomate

In which a girl is giving a guy head on the edge of a bed, and her roommate walks in. Both tumble onto the floor, and the girl pops up guiltily as the guy hobbles onto the couch to hide his erect penis.

Steve: Yo, this is like the 5th time you've had to crash at my place! Wtf, man?

Jimmy: Yeah. Sorry, man, but I keep getting evicted for pulling angry roomates!

Steve: Assface. Don't be a wenis. Cover your penis.

Jimmy: I did...with the couch.

by roberto mclean July 22, 2006

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roommate

laying on your stomach until your dick goes numb and then jacking off. It feels like your doing it to someone else, your roommate.

I was bored, and there was no one around so i gave myself a roommate.

by David D's a fag March 18, 2004

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Roommate

Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.

"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."

by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008

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