roffle my waffle

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.

Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet?
Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.

by Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 10, 2008

Rofflmfaoolttfm

Rolling On the Fucking Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud To The Fucking Max

Rofflmfaoolttfm, That was Bamf!

by Prototype051 January 30, 2008

Roffe

Roffe's Syndrome

Very similar to Tourette's Syndrome but where the shouting and swearing is directed at an individual or object.

More prevalent among the Celtic nations, especially the Welsh.

Common treatments include Brown Ale and Jack Daniels CAUTION - if too much treatment is taken then this may cause the syndrome to worsen.

A Roffe is also a unit of measure, 1 Roffe is equiivelent to about 100 decibels

A sufferer launches a sustained verbal attack using choice language on a person who has not done something to his satisfaction.

To go completely Roffe - a completely mental over reaction to a situation.

"He lost his Roffe" - lost his temper

Its only 0.1 Roffe - about 10 decibels
Its over 1.5 Roffe - better wear ear defenders

by Derfl May 12, 2010

Roffels

The alternate (and commonly considered wrong) version of Roffles. Less funny though.

I'mma reply to this topic with a crapload of roffels!

by Grey December 20, 2004

roffnar

Rolling on the Floor for No Apparent Reason

a:what's wrong with you?
b:ROFFNAR

by Stirpy January 2, 2007

ROFLOLMAOCOPTR

What you might say when you cannot describe how much you are laughing. More extreme version of lol or rofl or lmao

ROFLOLMAOCOPTR THAT VIDEO WAS F#$!?$' HILARIOUS!!!!

by Murkemgood May 1, 2010

roflofagus

An expression used as an enhanced noun of rofl, representing the apotheosis of roflness.

Syn: lol,rofl.

Roflofagus! That joke was so funny!

by ayeyah October 7, 2004