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Humiliation Ritual

A conspiracy theory created to discredit successful black men by alleging that they are forced by some third party (i.e. the illuminati, hollywood, record labels, etc.) to publicly humiliate themselves. It is rooted in homophobia and toxic masculinity.
Kid Cudi performing in a dress is a humiliation ritual. There's no way a successful black man would willingly wear a dress on live television, there must be another reason.
by RationalMinded January 4, 2024
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african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face
I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up
by eatyouout May 21, 2011
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ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
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chees ritual

a ritual performed occasionally, or every once in a while, where one goes to *le fridge* and grabs a slice of chees, and smells it intensely for like a minute before eating it. it is an enrichment activity, and is performed by alpha males, such as myself, the founder of the chees ritual.
(W person): hey i saw she was doing the chees ritual

(W person 2) she's such an alpha male
(gnome runs past camera really fast): what the heck. did we catch that on camera?
(person with iq of 200): i often help people and do not engage in cyber bullying, i promote kind behaviour towards others and stand against injustice and discrimination. also tomato soup is sooooo good
by Silly goob :3 July 20, 2024
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Post-ritual depression

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual

Also know as post-papa depression.
Man, the post-ritual depression is hitting me hard. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything.
by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025
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Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off
Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual
by sploogele October 11, 2016
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