vide-ho rejection

When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.

Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."

Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"

by westfalia January 20, 2010

Cake Retention Syndrome

Otherwise known as KIPLINGITIS. The body compulsively attracts all cake within a mile radius and stores it in special grease pouches developed in the stomach, buttocks, thighs, bingo wings and ankles. Vanessa Feltz is a celebrity sufferer of this condition. Indeed, such is her ability to retain mountains of cake that her name has been lent to the more acute form of the disease known as FELTZISM (See FAT FUCKS IN THE MEDIA).

"It was tragic, she had severe Cake Retention Syndrome - It was a bit like looking at a Battenburg in a tracksuit."

"The Kiplingitis caused the thighs to chaff sufficiently for spontaneous combustion to occur. The smell of baked goods could be discerned for several miles."

by Dr. Goatfondler October 12, 2011

Rejection

Every boys/girls worst nightmare.
This is when a girl (or boy) fancies someone and finally asks them out but they say "no"
It usually occurs when they don't like you back or are sexually attracted to a different type of sex.

Michael: "Aw, Amy rejected me ;("
Odhran: "The rejection is real rn"
end.

by I fucked your ma August 2, 2016

Repetition

To repeat a given statement between two people, expressed in real life using a high or low pitched voice, or on computers by simply adding a "-" prior the statement to be repeated to indicate the repetition.

Eddie: I just biddle bamped!
-Realllllyyyy, That's fuckingg insane!!

Sal: Realllllyyyy, That's fucking insane!!


John: Im going to fix my printer because it got clogged with stickey shit.

Brian: Lol, awesome.

John: - Good fix, good printer, good clogged, good stickey shit.

Brian: Good fix, good printer, good clogged, good stickey shit.

This is a repetition.

by Sal Bianco June 23, 2008

Rejection muscle

A married mans nickname for his wifes vagina.

Harry "I tried to score a root from the wife last night but I lucked out"

Joe "What happened"

Harry "She flexed her rejection muscle at me"

by Bigpeteoz December 14, 2009

Rejection is protection

This quote means that if something doesn't go your way (you're rejected) it probably means there is something better out there for you (being protected).

"I'm really sad I didnt get the main part."
"Don't worry, rejection is protection there will be something better out there for you!"

by Katie__ February 4, 2015

Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary, it is rejected, and you pause to contemplate why.

I try to define rapediculous on U.D. as a situation that is bad and also ridiculous, but this word and definition is rejected. Why? Too naughty / sexist? There's far filthier on U.D... Not funny? Not used? I use it... How can I clean it up slightly and get it through? ...Do they have a file on me?...Is it time for me to grow up?...the Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection...

by KIACHOMO January 26, 2013