Regit

Pronunciation(reh-jit) a word meaning something is so legitimate (Authentic; genuine) that it's retarded (Uncomprehending to the brain).

(Re)tarded+Le(git)

Guy 1: "Wow, this band is retardedly legit!!"
Guy 2: "No dude, this shit's regit."

by XsidXvengenceX May 1, 2011

close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 21, 2008

register that

The new wave of comebacks, it is the exclamation at the end of any point, statement, or just plain old outburst. Most effective when accompanied by a hand movement beside the ear similar to that of pulling a slot maching handle, sound effect of cha-chink, and then finally your "register that"!

What you lookin at bitch! I'll slap you for it. (hand movement) (cha-chink) REGISTER THAT!

by cin January 28, 2005

Register Clot

Derived from "blood clot", a register clot stops the flow of commerce by continuing to shop even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.

(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still waiting for the clerk to return with the 2-for-1 brand of creamy peanut butter"...

by Russell H May 22, 2007

Regitze

Regitze is a very unique person and almost extinct species. A Regitze is usually a medium to tall person who is blonde and not too smart. Her natural habitat is either in a warm and protective bed or in a gym

I've met Regitze today
Wow it's not often you meet one

by Regitze223 January 16, 2020

the register

when you stick your cock in and out of a girl real fast giving her the bug eye effect

yeah i rung her up like a register her eyes almost popped out

by The Franchise : ) Have a nice day March 4, 2003

change register

rump; arse. Also called change machine.

The girl has a beautiful change register.

by uttam maharjan October 31, 2010