rake yohn

Hulking human hairball.

Rake: Woo woo

by veep February 29, 2004

Rake

A long-handled gardening tool that can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.

Jeopardy
Mr. Trebek: This long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. Ken.
Ken Jennings: What's a hoe?
Mr. Trebek: No.
....
Other contestant: What's a rake?
Mr. Trebek: A rake is right.

by iBAIT February 10, 2009

gang rake

A tongue-in-cheek way of calling a large group of people raking leaves simultaneously.

"Old Mrs. Henderson needs the leaves raked out of her yard, let's get a bunch of people to gang rake her."

by bellomelanzanas November 23, 2010

rakanification

When you accidentally forget a definition because you haven’t tried to learn it.

"He can't help it, he has chronic rakanification."

by KanyeIsNotARapper November 17, 2020

fake rake

Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.

" I helped this elderly lady with her geroceries, and as a thank you she gave me a fake rake"

by Merlin1986 July 29, 2016

Rafael

Damm there’s a lot to say but I’ll keep it short, Rafael is the most kind, beautiful, heart warming and talented boy. He is very attractive and will never let a girl down and by that I mean that he’s too kind to disrespect a girl. He’s also good at the sport soccer/football.

Have you heard or that beautiful guy that everyone’s talking about?
Yeah of course his name is Rafael

by If you know you knowww April 21, 2019

I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008