Rapturefag

1. A person who makes up the gulliable minority of "Christians" who believe(d) in the May 21, 2011 rapture prophecy. This also includes Harold Camping himself, since he made the (failed) prediction in the first place.
2. Someone who lacks the ability to think for themselves and will blindly follow any doomsday propaganda claims they hear from the news or random people.
3. An embarassment to the human race.

Rapturefag: "MAY 21, 2011 WILL BE THE DAY OF RAPTURE! HAROLD CAMPING PREDICTED IT AND I BLINDLY FOLLOW HIS TEACHINGS BECAUSE I LACK A BRAIN TO THINK FOR MYSELF. REPENT NOW WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!"
Intellectual: "Idiot."

by EvolvedExpert September 11, 2011

Rapture

The name of the 1981 #1 single by Blondie. The first rap song to hit #1 on the US Hot 100 and one of the first instances of white rap.

John: What’s your favorite song on ‘Autoamerican’?
Yoko: Hmmm... probably Rapture

by ...EyeSock... January 13, 2020

Raptok Moment

When someone on the rap side of tiktok can’t form their own opinions.

Raptok Moments: J Cole mid. Kanye’s best album is MBDTF. Earl Sweatshirt is a 10/10 artist. etc.

by Yourmomigues May 12, 2021

Raptor

A drunk female in high-heels. Usually characterized by lots of stumbling and screeching.

Watch out, its the first Friday of the school year. The freshmen raptors are out in full force.

by Dan Jack August 25, 2009

Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.

Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*

by HeilRapJesus69 September 9, 2010

Butt Raptor

In some cases, before taking a relieving poop there's an air pocket in your butt that explodes before your thump tugging turd is released into open waters. When this happens, the air released from the butt cheeks makes a distinguishing sound that resembles a raptor...so don't be startled, often occurs when eating baked beans and watching Jurassic Park.

Guy 1"Did you just get out of the bathroom?"

Guy 2"Yea. Why?"

Guy !"I swear to god your ass is a rabid Butt Raptor"

I was sitting in a bathroom stall at the Arclight theater and I heard a fucking Butt Raptor in the next stall. So I wiped my ass and got the fuck out of there.

by bobsagnuts October 1, 2009

raptard

Anyone who makes up their own words and babbles them in a monotone with tired 1990s clichés about drugs, violence, sex, and money over a repetitive beat box and synthesizer loop with his hand on his crank. Usually has several "musicians" to back him up in case the other "band" wants to steal his equipment and sell it for crack. To portray a false illusion of musical talent they usually include a female soul singer in their recording so she can hide their crack in her panties.

Y'all wiggas will buy any CD by any raptard that the media will market to your demographic. MTV is one of the biggest marketers of raptards.

by wigga June 24, 2003