Q-tip

A deadly weapon used to destroy your ear.

He was bleeding after that terrorist used a q-tip on him.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Q-tip

An old person. They look like Q-tips with fuzzy white hair and white tennis shoes.

It's a bus load of Q-tips headed for the casino.

by Who wouldn't wanna be me February 21, 2022

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021

Dirty Q-tip

When a skinny white boy has really curly hair in an Afro

Hey which one is Kenny, it’s the Dirty Q-tip guy.

by Rustycopper February 7, 2023

Q-Tip the Abstract

Sexy, sexy, sexy man. A member of A Tribe Called Quest, the greatest rap group of all time. He is amazing at everything and is also good in bed

"Camron has I.B.S. :pray: :orangutan: :pray: i love Q-tip the Abstract so muhc :pray: :heart: :I.B.S.:"

by Q-tip the abstract :pray: March 27, 2022

Q-Tip

A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.

“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears”
“I’d still q-tip it”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 24, 2019

Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 16, 2019