Poomanchu

The Poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a poopy penis after being removed from a poopy butthole, hence, Poomanchu.

"Hey bitch, you wanna Poomanchu?"

by PSN March 10, 2007

poomfa

The collection of fat below the belly that surrounds the genital area, making it more difficult to access.

It was hard to lick that chubby chick's clit, her poomfa was way too big.

by Cybaritic June 30, 2011

piooma

sales forecasting method "Pulled It Out Of My Ass"

My sales forecast was developed using the Piooma method.

by TallPaul70 May 14, 2015

poompaloompa

Someone who sits extra time in the bathroom on there phone

Alex is such a poompaloompa doing her work from the bathroom.

by squirrelenator September 18, 2017

Poomonition

(noun) The extremely distant yet unmistakeable feeling - almost a sixth sense - that despite having completed the initial and ostensibly main phase of your poo session, there is another wave of dumping still to come. Counter-intuitively, if the dumpee posesses the necessary patience, this second wave of shitting frequently results in higher yields.

Sorry I'm late, but I had a major poomonition. Thank God I took proper heed, because it was a dump that I'll never forget. I feel great!

by whamchax September 18, 2018

POOMAF

Acronym for "Pulled Out Of My Ass Financials". Often utilized when creating financial projections of early stage ventures where they have no idea what financial really look like. Also utilized by business owners with poor accounting practices when wanting to sell their businesses, having no idea of their actual financial performance.

I presented to the venture capital group yesterday and gave them nothing but POOMAF, and they bought it!

by RobNew99 November 5, 2018

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020