Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy
Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!
by Pneumothorax man May 18, 2020
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up the pumper

Don't waste yer time bro'; that bitch don't take it up the pumper.
by Mark November 23, 2003
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Pussy Pumper

Finley takes good care of his pussy pumper
by James March 11, 2003
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Marshmellow pumper

a guy who only has sex with fat pale white women
I like going to the club with Mike cuz he's a Marshmellow pumper which leaves all the hot girls for me.

Girl,the only man you can get is a Marshmellow pumper
by ZootieMac September 05, 2010
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Cock Pumper

One who pumps a cock much like when your jacking up a car to try and break off the huge black 12 inch cock
Man she was so good then she turned into a cock pumper. I kicked that bitch out
by Will Deshazo June 04, 2006
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Plumber Pumper

Somebody who only has sex with a really fat person of the opposite sex. This person either likes a lot of cushion for the pushin or weight with the mate. The partner can be either ugly or hot, but mostly likely there going to be ugly ;)
Dude # 1: In the past year, I've had sex with Cindy, Faith, Monica, and Stephanie. What about you?

Dude # 2: Dude I've porked Brianna, Melannie, and Rebecca.

Dude # 1: DUDE! Those chicks are fat as hell, what are you a plumber pumper!?
by Croatian Sensation1 August 10, 2010
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Heart pumper

A girl/boy who makes your heart pump faster every time you see or talk to her/him. Similar to eye candy. So charming and really good looking that your heart feels as if its pumping a great deal.
John passed by Staci
Staci turned around to her friend Beth and said "John is such a heart pumper!" Beth replied with a wry goofy smile on her face "He really is a heart pumper! So georgus!"
by Anastasia Caraway December 19, 2010
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