Pull Out God

A man who always knows the best moment to pull out. In other words, he knows exactly when to pull his penis out of a girls vagina while having sex with her in order to prevent sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancies.

Girl: " that man is The Pull Out God." I had sex with him last night and he pulled out at the best moment possible.

by Imaboss060 November 8, 2013

Pull Out

This term has multiple uses. The more uncommon uses are One, in Nascar, the term pulling out is used in reference to when a pussy ass driver pulls out of line and drops to the back usually at Dega or Daytona, and two, this term can also be used in reference to when you are pulling out of parking spot in your car. Makes some sense right? Well honestly on the internet you never know cuz everyone’s a fucking dumbass. But back to the main use of the term pullout. Pulling out is That thing you do when Dick Juice is about to squirt in your Girlfriend. According to school health class this “method” is far from effective, but In my personal experience, it’s 100% effective so I don’t know what the hell they are talking about. So if you don’t want to be forced to pay child support, I highly recommend you do this. However, the only time this method seems to not be 100% effective is when for some reason your dumbass girlfriend doesn’t let u pullout and then you wind up being forced to pay child support for the next 18 years of your life, which takes valuable money away from your Beer Budget. And man when you are cheap person like me, any penny you are forced to spend on something that is supposed to be free and enjoyable, sex, really pisses me off.

Use 1- “Hamlin decided to Pull Out and go to the back of the line to avoid being wrecked.”
Use 2- “The way you Pull Out makes me wish your dad pulled out kid!”
Use 3- “Ya bro, I pulled out just in the Nick of time! I got so lucky I didn’t leave it in for a second longer!”

by EricSparks March 10, 2022

Pull out Brown

When youre doing a chick in the pooper, and you pull out, discovering that your junk is covered in shit.

Hey, you ever pull out brown?

by Chris Sheffler February 28, 2008

pull out

the worst protection ever .
it doesn't work because of the pre-cum and sometimes, guys just get lazy and forget to actually "pull out ."

& it's not fun during sex to have to start, stop, start, stop, etc .

so please, use the condom, or the pill .
we already have over 6 billion people in this world .

girl :"mom, what does "pull out" mean ?"
mom :"it's how we had you, sweetie ."
girl:"........"

by hi_im_dani March 15, 2009

pull out contest

When at least 2 males dispute on who has the bigger man meat, they are forced to engage in a pull out contest, where they pull out their dicks and have a contest as to who's is the biggest.

"Dude my dick is wayyyy bigger than yours"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"

by crazynancy May 17, 2010

Never Pull Out

The phrase which embodies the philosophy that one, particularly males, should continue an action to fruition, disregarding the bad consequences. It has been derived from not "pulling out" during sexual intercourse, and is often said in response to to receiving information about one's acquaintance that is not good so as to justify it.

Tom: "..... And that was when I leaped from the plane's burning hull, to make my daring escape."
Tim: "Dude, never pull out."

by MisthollowGriffin June 3, 2014

Don't Pull Out Your Own Baby

-As seen on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian pulls out her own baby.

-A phrase similar to "Hold your horses" or "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
-To be used when a person is impatient.

"Oh my God. Our food needs to hurry up and get here!"

"Whoa, now. Don't pull out your own baby!"

by LOLWTFTTYL February 22, 2010