profanic

Profanic is a combination of both PROFOUND & PROFANE and is an adjective.

The President's profanic zeal for extinguishing abortion is noteworthy.

by Jackson Morris June 23, 2006

Propane

Propane

A three-carbon alkane, which is unlucky enough to have a name which does not specify how many carbons it has (like hexane or nonane do).

Confuses orgo students.

Formula is C3H8.
Pyromaniacs are fond of this stuff.

And again, confuses orgo students. A lot.

OWL: "Draw a structural formula for cis-1,2-diethylcyclopropane"
Orgo student: "Huh? WTF???!"
OWL: "Both I and Marvin Sketch despise you equally, and a lot."
Orgo student: *cries* "Whyyyy?...."

by PCNA October 18, 2012

potanist

A person trained as a botanist, with a specific emphasis in the scientific study of Cannabis.

His thesis on the healing properties of Cannabis have cemented his place as a world-class potanist.

by lavman August 5, 2010

protard

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

by Godspeed December 5, 2004

pootananny

female genitalia, the vaginal area

They were making a hootananny about her pootananny

by Sara October 31, 2004

Hentai Protangonistitis

A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.

The man across the street has been blessed with Hentai Protangonistitis

by Caramel_is_scrumptious October 4, 2019

Pro-tan

Spending the afternoon professionally tanning in your back yard, at the beach, at a local pool, etc. in place of employment. Pro-tanning can be done in a bikini, tankini, or one piece with friends, family or even alone!

This inexpensive activity requires few, if any supplies. Some suggestions to take your experience to the next level are sunglasses, tanning oil or sunscreen, lipgloss with SPF, and music.

For optimal results, Pro-tanning should be done between the hours of 10:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Note: You can also use the term "Pro" to other tan related topics such as "Pro-burning" (inexperienced Pro-tanners) or "Pro-failing" or "Pro-success" (which is Pro-cess for short)

I Pro-tan
S/he Pro-tans
They Pro-tan

I spent the afternoon Pro-tanning with Donna.

by PeanutandDonut June 16, 2011