Portal 2

The second game in the Portal series set to release in February 9, 2011 by game company Valve.

Guy 1: Man, I can't wait til Halo Reach comes out. I'm going to play it for years!

Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.

by Nintendeon August 25, 2010

Porta Rock

1. Someone of Puerto Rican Descent.

Noreaga (N.O.R.E Rapper): ...I'm half Porta Rock... Most people call me a mut.

by EscaVi22 March 4, 2009

portable fuck toy

a girl who is so small (generally 110lbs or less) that you can pick her up and essentially jack yourself off with her body

I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up and down on my cock until I blew my load. She's a great portable fuck toy!

by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009

el portal

place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.

south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes)

Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.

someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over

by white cash October 20, 2006

YouTube Portal

When a friend shares a youtube video on facebook that acts as a portal and traps you in youtube for a good 30-40mins.

Guy 1: Ricci is such an ass at sucking me into YouTube portals. Yesterday he posted a video of a baby bear playing with a dog and for 2 hours I was stuck watching cute animal vids.

Guy 2: Animal vids - classic YouTube portals.

by The J-Rizzle September 30, 2013

friar portal

The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown..........

Are they witches and warlocks?

"did you get the witchcraft homework from the friar portal?"

by ilovefriarsx0. December 29, 2009

porta-shitter

A plastic portable bathroom that has a mound of poo up the honey hole.

Dude, somebody crapped on the giant mound of poo and now its over the seat cover of the porta-shitter

Are they ever going to clean the porta-shitter?

Have you seen a porta-shitter?

Im going to drop the chiefs off at sea.

by whoisblank1 April 14, 2010