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Prostate much?

"Prostate much?": 1. To partake in male anal delight. 2. The act of anal sex between 2 males; or a man and a woman with a dildo or strap-on. 3. To stimulate the male prostate gland.
Used in a sentence: (Partner 1) Prostate much? (Said to partner 2). (Partner 2) By what do you mean? (Partner 1) Let me greeze your hole so I can show you. (Partner 2) The pain is unbearable! (Partner 1) Shut up and let me finish. (Partner 2) I feel dirty.
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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Prostate Shank

Putting a knife up your ass so that you can experience using a tampon.
Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.
by The Shankinator November 12, 2018
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prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.
I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".
by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004
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Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.
For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.
by Konark May 23, 2009
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prostate orgasm

the most intense orgasm known to humans
Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af
by odode December 24, 2020
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Prostatute

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."
by Jesusifhewasblack June 6, 2013
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Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.
Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!
by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011
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