Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

Promming

Going shopping specifically to prepare for the annual high school ritual we call "Prom".

random girl #1- "omgg shelly we NEED to go Promming, like, for real."

Shelly-" like, omggg yesss, I need to get shoes and a dress and a manicure and ommmggg."

by Lydia Jackson March 16, 2008

prosting

\▪ prô-stiņ\ n : 1: A sticky, white, sweet, creamy substance produced by the male prostate gland which carries the male sperm while it is expelled through the penis during arousal and sexual intercourse.

Nathan produced five children by filling his lovely wife's vulva with his prosting whenever he wasn't enveloping her lovely face with said fluid.

by Giantewok October 22, 2017

prooping

short for pre-poop; the time before you poop where you allow your poop to build up inside of you; characterized by standing up and pacing and prairie dogging

Tom was waiting to use the bathroom, for he was waiting for his prooping stage to be complete

by poopspelledbackwards January 22, 2011

pronting

When stupid people misspell printing.

Mes and Bel laughed at Soul for typing pronting instead of printing.

by SoulStar January 4, 2015

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

Promdating

Used when two people are not in an actual relationship but are going to prom together.

Are those two dating? No, they're just promdating.

by AyBayBay10 May 12, 2011