procrastination masturbation

a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.

the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.

by lax1234 November 7, 2010

Procrastinating

What you and me are doing right now.

I should really finish that essay but I don't feel like it so I'm procrastinating.

by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010

procrastination

Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.

I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)

by The Bombdiggietest February 13, 2007

Procrasturbation

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.

Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer

by Tommy Maddox January 29, 2007

Procrastination Nation

the act procrastinating, thus joining a nation of other procrastinators in your attempts to put off your work. often exclaimed loudly when the person realizes they are procrastinating or told to friends via text message or facebook status. can sometimes be said in unison if two or more people are procrastinating together.

Ex.1

-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?

-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!

Ex.2

-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.

-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.

-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!

by steeevo12345 October 26, 2009

procrastination

Waiting till the last minute to get something done..

"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."

by ronker November 21, 2003

pro in procrastination

doing really well at not doing what you are supposed to do; procrastination. Typical for students skipping reading near exams by suddenly cleaning excessively or learning a skill that would be useful in an earlier era.

Student: Exams are coming up, have you read well lately?
Student 2: Nyaaa, I've learnt to speak basic Sami, scrubbed the walls, cleaned my computer and rewritten my CV.
Student: Fornication, you put the pro in procrastination.

by hreutz May 9, 2010