6 definitions by HolyFatherFucka

What you and me are doing right now.
I should really finish that essay but I don't feel like it so I'm procrastinating.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
In the Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien, Nazgul are the most deadly servants that Sauron has. Despite the fact throughout the entire series the Nazgul are dreaded by everyone, the Nazgul are proven to be extremely easy to kill to the disappointment of the viewers.
Nazgul: No man can kill me.
Eowyn: I am no man *stab*
Nazgul: *shrieks and dies*
Viewer: What. The. Fuck.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
The act of clicking the "Publish" button on Urban Dictionary without even reading the definition first
I just blind published 5 definitions on UD. My life is complete.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
Random words you put in the tags area while adding a new word on Urban Dictionary when you can't think of anything to tag.
I will put many tag fillers in the tags area for this word.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
One of the major characters in J.R.R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings that doesn't deserve half the credit for the destruction of the ring. He does pretty much nothing but get rescued by Samwise Gamgee after being on verge of death.

If anything, it's Sam who should be the most recognized member of the Fellowship of the Ring. He's the one that kept Frodo alive in the journey, tried to convince Frodo that Gollum was actually evil, and carried Frodo up to Mt. Doom.
Frodo: *gets stabbed by Nazgul* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Frodo: *gets poisoned by the huge spider thing and passes out*
Sam: (to the spider thing) OH NO YOU DONT TOUCH HIM

Frodo: *stares at the ring*

Sam: Destroy it Mr Frodo!!
Frodo: No. It's mine. MY PRECIOUS.
Gollum: *leaps on Frodo*
Frodo: *puts ring on and turns invisible*

Gollum: *bites Frodo's finger off*
Gollum: *jumps up and down with the ring*
Frodo: *pushes Gollum into the volcano probably more for his lost finger than the destruction of the ring*
Gollum: *falls*

Meanwhile, at the gates of Mordor

Either Merry or Pippin or someone else I can't remember who: Frodo did it!!!! *no mention of Sam*
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
What you say as a response when someone says they are "as straight as a ruler"
Tim: What? You think I'm... I'll tell you right now, that I'm as straight as a ruler
Bob: A bendy one.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010