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procrastination

Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.
"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"
by V_For_Vendetta February 18, 2010
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procrastibation

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.
I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.
by searchlight June 9, 2011
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Procrastibation

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.
I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.
by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009
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procrastibation

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.
by uffda.doncha.know February 22, 2010
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Procrastibation

The act of procrastination by the use of excessive masterbation.
Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."
by L2uk3 September 5, 2010
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Procrastination

The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.
Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.
by Elburno February 24, 2008
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scheduled procrastination

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.
Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.
by BCEagle September 18, 2003
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