premeditated shit

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

by Max O. June 17, 2009

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Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015

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Premier League

English top flight but definitely not the best league in the world.

They only spend money to buy talents from other leagues, especially the Bundesliga; otherwise the teams would be too garbage.

The top 6s are inconsistent and trash over the years to make the league so competitive

Majority fans are snobby and look down on other leagues.

Premier League is good but definitely not the best.

Person 1"Why is that kid raises he nose and look down on others? Is he from a privileged private school"
Person 2"Nah, he's a premier league supremacist".

by 。 June 5, 2020

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President Nixon

California Republican elected in 1968 as America's 37th president

President Nixon is most remembered for the Watergate scandal which caused him to resign in disgrace, however Nixon had many other notable accomplishments. Nixon was the first U.S. president to officially recognize China's communist government. The Nixon administration created OSHA and the EPA. Nixon supported organized labor and affirmative action.

by Mr.Juan-derful March 3, 2011

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