Precision Drifter

The person in front of you meandering along the sidewalk, blocking any attempt to pass them and resume a normal human pace.

I tried to get here as fast as possible, but I got stuck behind a precision drifter.

by schmaniel November 6, 2011

Unmitigated Gall Precision

Extreme chutzpah,
An overabundance of nerve and gall equated to a sharp shooter.

Unmitigated Gall Precision: The new Supervisor has zero respect. His new rules are the highest level of gall possible! He's overdosing on Unmitigated Gall Precision or UGP.

by Opus Broker August 15, 2018

pression

a phenomena occurring when a Brazilian tries to say "pressure".

Easy! You need the pression like thees!

by Bhauk February 7, 2008

Percussionist

A band kid, usually either really hot or really weird. Or both. (Stay away from those ones)

PERSON I: Ooh, look! That individual of indeterminate gender is really hot!

PERSON II: This is true. Though while I am forced to agree as this individual is, in fact, very hot, I must add that it has come to my attention recently that this percussionist is also considered to be of the weird nature.

PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.

by SketchyBee January 1, 2020

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005

PROCESSION

THE PROCESS OF A BAD BITCH

Damn she in that procession she finna be fine asl

by Procession November 8, 2019

Percussionairey

slapped together, a band-aid that won't hold, weird, highly suspect

Bob: I don't know what happened to this toy car, the wheel fell off of it. I think it was held together with a toothpick and some hot glue.

Jim: I don't know, Bob. that sounds very Percussionairey.

by Aloha Beaches April 15, 2021