Poking Guts

A humorous and exaggerated way of expressing how deep a guy goes in a girl.

Dude 1: Oh man I slammed that chick so hard last night, I went in so deep I was poking guts
Dude 2: Shibby

by Cesar Arroyo February 14, 2008

Stew-Posting

Stew Posting is similar to Fed-Posting but slightly toned down. However, it's much more impactful as it can damage and hurt a political movement, particularly a right-wing movement far worse than Fed-Posting. Stew Peters is a right wing commentator who decided to go after Marjorie Taylor Greene after she spoke at the AFPAC conference, or the America First Political Action Conference. He did this despite Marjorie Taylor Greene supporting AFPAC and Nick Fuentes, even though her political motivation and beliefs may be insufficiently AF. Stew messed up a good relationship with America First and Marjorie Taylor Greene, and in turn, messed up AF's chance of gaining mainstream political traction.

Aye man you Gotta stop Stew-Posting. Gosar isn't perfect, but he's helping us out.

by AKM123-2005 March 2, 2022

Posting Time

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.

James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009

Storm Poling

Storm Poling means one word, SEXY. Probably the hottest guy you will ever meet. He is normally really funny and sometimes a little sussy. He has a massive Fortnite skin collection and his looks resembles those of the best Fortnite player ever "Ninja", another thing is he has a horse cock, a whopping 2 inches on a good day. One final thing is "KEEP HIM AWAY FROM YOUR MOM".

Dis you see that sexy man?
Thats just storm poling

by Rodger the fortnite guy April 22, 2021

Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.

Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 5, 2008

Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

by Bollocks March 4, 2005