Potato

An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.

"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"

"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"

by Chdonga January 1, 2012

Potato

A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.

by beauty_bubs97 September 11, 2014

Potato

Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.

I am a Potato.

by Bryn Tilney May 8, 2013

Potatoful

A word to describe an absolutely amazing and beautiful or good looking. Like SUPER freaking good looking person.

"He was looking potatoful today"
"Did you see how potatoful she looked today?"

by Potato716 October 13, 2017

potatoes

something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.

PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

by DaChazman September 5, 2004

A Potato

Badboyhalo

Skeppy: “Badboyhalo is a potato”

by Happy_Phan July 16, 2019

Potato

A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.

"That was some potatoes right there"

"Last night was so full of potatoes"

"Are you with potatoes right now?"

by FuneralMoon1533 January 17, 2013