Porky Yorkie

A rotund Terrier

Damn son thats a Porky Yorkie

by the maltese maniac August 8, 2015

big porky

hard case

big porky is a proper fucking hard case

by Nonceroony September 14, 2020

Porky

Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.

Porky? More like made of pork

by PizzaHutDelivery March 3, 2022

porky dick

A Sharp prickly dick that cuts your mouth. Occasionally smells like bacon and is somewhat fatty

Hey man did you see that porcupine?

Naw man but I saw that porky dick.

by Bitchybootyqueen July 27, 2019

Porkies

A "Pig" or "Porkies" is another way to describe the British police.

Bob: *arrested by police*
Bob's friend: "Fuck you porkies!"

by masouri March 1, 2019

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

Porky Blinder

Perjorative. A failed attempt to channel vintage gangster look as popularised by UK TV series Peaky Blinders by corpulent man or lard arse.

Basically a flesh ball in a vintage waist coat, brouges and a flat cap.

Origin Northern England
See also Last of the Summer Blinders

"Looks like Tubby Tucker has bought a flat cap"

"Yeah, fat fuck is reinventing himself as a Porky Blinder"

by Dgaf72 January 28, 2020