mooch the pooch

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008

Winnie the Pooh party

A party where everyone only wears a t-shirt. No pants, no underwear, no socks...just a shirt. You could add to this and drink out of a 'Hunny' jar all night.

That Winnie the Pooh party last night was so liberating!

by nebtam January 7, 2010

pooh butt

The opposite of a hardass. Someone who can and will be treated like a bitch.

Man, she been playin' you like a pooh butt!

by Sleaze April 6, 2005

pooch belly

Region of a females lower stomach that appears as fat around the belly button and has little or no lovehandles. Women sometimes develop one after childbirth even if they are skinny. Other women develop one from age or lack of exercise which is normal and affects all bodytypes in varying degrees. Can make some women look more desireable even if they feel the opposite or try to cover it up. Also known as a pooch.

Lucy was always slim until she had her baby and now she has the cutest pooch belly.

by OnEaNdOnLyD February 2, 2009

Screwed the Pooch

Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".

"You really screwed the pooch on that one dude".

by Barb September 9, 2004

poochuuk

the feeling you get when your sperm kind-of dies on its way out.

Looking at her, I wouldn't even experience a poochuuk.

by Dilip Advani April 2, 2003

Pooch Bait

An ugly girl - A girl so ugly she needs a pork chop dangling around her neck to attract even a dog.

"Man, look at that girl, she's pooch bait"

"I need to protect my rep, I won't date pooch bait even if I'm wasted"

by Joshko Dohan May 23, 2009