Pooron

A moron that is poor

Shut up, pooron.

by Badperson93943 April 22, 2023

Poocrop

Approximately half of a shitload.

Timmy-I have a poocrop of homework tonight.
Johnny-How many subjects?
Timmy-Three

by Billiam Vunderschnagensteiner February 2, 2004

poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.

1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.

by The Barded One June 24, 2011

Poopro

Pronounced "Poo Pro". Any individual that has an average defecation ratio of 1:3 clean poops (ones that require no more than 2 wipes) to regular poops (ones that require more than two wipes).

"Tim, would you hurry the hell up in there? I'm going to be late for the men's retreat."

"Alright, geez, just give me a minute. We're not all poopros like you, Gary."

by Deneca September 5, 2011

Pooriod

The shit a girl has to take right before she gets her period

I have awful cramps and just took a pooriod...I must be getting my period.

by Same320 November 29, 2011

Poormon

An individual of Mormon faith that believes he has no money...

Poormon: Hey Mitt I'm a little short this month on my rent could you spot me?!?!
Mitt: Thats not possible, there's no poor Mormons, we're all too rich, pretty, and believe every translation of Joseph Smith...

by mcleanse September 11, 2012

Poordom

An episode of boredom, dullness or lacklustre due to lack of monitary funds.

I'm suffering from poordom! Seriously, I'm bored out of my tits and broke as shit!

by wopbm7 July 5, 2012