poonnami

A rare phenomenon characterized by “waves of wet women” amassing in the same place and the same time, with the explicit intent of human copulation. While some instances have been reported, very little evidence has ever been provided.

Guy1: Damn, dog! You should have gone to the club with me, last night! Shit got CRA-ZY!! It was a serious POONNAMI!!
Guy2: Aaah, you’re full of shit...

by AnonymousBloke December 5, 2017

Poonami

A huge quantity of poo expelled by a toddler.

"Oh no, my son just made a poonami on the floor instead of using the potty"

by ervik January 31, 2019

Poonhammer

Someone who thinks they are gods gift to women, talk that big game, then end up sleeping with an Uber driver with a stanky vagina.

Yeah that guy said he’s a regular pump, but look at him, you know he’s a poonhammer.

by Outer space cowboy February 23, 2021

Poonhammer

Someone who thinks they are gods gift to women, talk that big game, then end up sleeping with an Uber driver with a stanky vagina.

Yeah that guy said he’s a regular pump, but look at him, you know he’s a poonhammer.

by Outer space cowboy February 23, 2021

Poonam

One who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary

She can be Poonam instead of being her own kind.

by Poonam Boss November 24, 2021

Poonami

A Poonami is the unexpected need to take a bowel movement. The result is a highly violent, high velocity liquid shit. It is worsened by the act of pulling down your pants in a furious frenzy not to crap your pants. This act can result in the projectile diarrhea splattering on the back of the toilet not allowing the victim to sit on the toilet . The cleanup is disgusting and unavoidable. Yea

I splatter shat my toilet so bad the Poonami required a haz mat team to do the cleanup

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Poonjab

The act of having sex with a woman on her period, and then dotting her forehead with blood on the head of the penis.

“What’s that on Karen’s face?”
“She got the poonjab from Steve!”

by FawkinJuuLee June 30, 2022