Pooper 

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on, ass

Kaylyn had the nicest pooper I've ever seen!

Pooper by Limetime December 28, 2004

Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.

1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"

Rupert Pooper by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

poggermelon 

A portmanteau of the words poggers and watermelon.

"Dude, I just had the best cantaloupe ever!"
"Wow bro, that's pretty poggermelon."

poggermelon by Eating_Rice May 25, 2021

poggers 

the act of pogging; said when something exciting or cool happens

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Person 1: "Yooo! I officially beat Minecraft for the 100th time!

Person 2: "Such dedication.. That is very poggers.

poggers by mfpoggerz February 25, 2021

pooper cooper

one who shits themself at a party, while being drunk (off of little alcohol), and then proceeds to punch the host's mom.

-"yo did you see kate cooper shit themself?!)
-"yeah man, now shes pooper cooper!"

pooper cooper by latroy jackson October 18, 2008

Poggers My Doggers 

The most doggers of the poggers.

no one:
me: poggers my doggers

Poggers My Doggers by poggers1811 September 11, 2019

splooge pooper 

1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.

tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.

splooge pooper by Nutsakula July 30, 2006