The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

Pollock

When he cums and it looks like drizzles of paint on his stomach.

Like Jackson, I just Pollock’ed.

by no original thoughts January 6, 2023

Pollock fishing

The art of fresh water fishing with live bait and bobbers, preferably shiners for large mouth bass.

I saw him out pollock fishing again at West Meadows with the three other pollocks.

by Pozerski July 5, 2008

ty pollock

a person who likes to write dnd campaigns and eat lolipops

jeez that kid is such a ty pollock

by tkwas12 October 3, 2022

pollock

A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.

Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."

by The big Pollock October 14, 2016

pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

Jackson Pollock

To blow or splatter a messy, large surface area semen filled load on a sexual partner.

As I was about to finish, I pulled out and Jackson Pollocked all over her face.

by WFRO January 21, 2018