Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

The “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover

From November 14th 2023 to November 19th 2023, the Twitter user made a poll of a Your Turn To Die ship battle, the ship Shadshin was suggested and added as a joke, but Shadshin soon started taking up the Your Turn To Die Twitter, and spawning two twibbon campaigns, edits, and fanart, as well as many, many quote retweets. Shadshin won all the polls up to the final one, beating Ransara and almost beating Naoreko, Shadshin was declared the winner as a joke and everyone celebrated on the Yttd Roblox Rolplay server.

“Hey do you remember the “Your Turn To Die” Shadshin Twitter Ship Poll Takeover?”
“Don’t. Fucking. Mention. It.”

by Ginibushikinni3 November 19, 2023

wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.

guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.

by neotreo December 24, 2007

Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

Gallop Poll

An equestrian-related public survey.

When Genuine Risk got bumped and otherwise illegally/unethically prevented from winning the Preakness and Belmont races, a Gallop Poll that was conducted afterwards showed strong support for the pretty little mare, and widespread outrage about the shameful ways she had been treated during those two races.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

We're not taking a fucking poll

We're not putting it to a vote. I'm not asking you whether or not I'm better than everyone. I experience (actively) the rest of you being walking pieces of shit every day and the ONLY thing that matters is getting out of your lives and staying there for as long as humanly possible and IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE DOING WHAT I AM DOING... Your children would be at less of a risk of getting stabbed to death in a gas station by someone who doesn't want to be there.

Hym "We're not taking a fucking poll. I'm not a politician. I don't need your vote. Not asking."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025

huh Polling

Something you say when you don't know what else to say or the conversation got really awkward just now.

"I fell in love with one of the muppets when I was little. I still love them."
"huh Polling."

by CaptainLost July 16, 2021