polate

An impoverished person who is often tardy when required to be somewhere at a specific time.

Man, I can't trust Kyle, he's such a polate.

by Shane Hodgson June 29, 2008

politeeshirt

A shirt which supports a member of politics

Politics
Teeshirt
Politeeshirt

Man 1: Man I hate those overly political people...
Man 2: Tell me about it
*Man walks by with a politeeshirt that says 'Liberal for USA'*
Man: 1 *shudders*

by Peter Cardakaris February 23, 2008

Polterdiddle

being sexually assaulted by a ghost - as per Dane Cook on Conan

Polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional "muahahaha" is heard as you are having sex with a ghost

by Jephrayy June 10, 2009

Polite Fight

The stand off between two people at a bar, as each of them insist that the other is next to be served. Who ever gives in loses the polite fight and waits patiently to be served.

Sorry I took so long at the bar, I ended up having a polite fight with some guy about who was next to be served.

by PeaGreenBean August 24, 2010

Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

_________

Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

_________

Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

by _JC_ January 25, 2014

polite as fuck

too fucking polite

damn shawty polite as fuck

by bigholls July 28, 2014

Dookie Art with the Poltergeist

after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.

After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.

by bigcheech August 4, 2006