Plumplestiltskin

A girl (usually with large breast and a plump ass) that expects you to spend lots of money on her, but dosn't offer anything in return.

Sam: How did your date go with Michelle?

Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!

Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.

by gangsta88 February 2, 2012

plumpkin roulette

Just like a plumpkin, but with the added element of surprise.

After sneaking into the ladies toilet, Adrian lay in wait with his soup and a sandwich for an afternoonn of plumpkin roulette

by Spontaneous Inflection March 30, 2017

PLUMPER-MUFFIN

The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman

John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN

by Codybrooks October 23, 2017

Plumpo

A fat person.

'Look at that big Plumpo over there, he's huge!'

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Plumpasaurus

A wildly idiotic creature that tends to search for leaves and fruits in exclusive laser tag arenas and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is extremely similar to the Chonkasaurus with the mild exception of weighing 735 lbs more.

This is the ladies locker room! There are no Plumpasauruses allowed here!

Madam please restrain your Plumpasaurus. It is seducing Moto Moto.

Please have your Plumpasaurus fixed/neutered. It has impregnated all of my poor hamsters.

by Plumpasaurus February 20, 2021

Fatty Plumpkin

Noun)
1. An abnormally obese anus. Ex. Badonkadonk
2. An anus which is utterly large in volume.

The women was not shy about her fatty plumpkin: she wore a pink thong viewable to everyone behind her.

by Cornelius the Bad-Ass Pigeon June 11, 2008

Pumpy

A pump-action shotgun

"Hold tight Asnee, he's got a pumpy"

by jojibot December 19, 2017