Ass Panzer

One who hides behind people's asses.

Martin Murphy ass panzered behind me when the school cop came in asking who was selling weed.

by Brian SuperAwesomeRaveParty January 28, 2009

panzer

The panzer is the crescent shaped area of skin on bottom of the female breast or buttocks that exposed by really short shirts or skirts.

Formerly, this most beautiful part of all the female anatomy was without a word to describe it.

In those cut off shorts, I can see her panzer.

by ellweb February 26, 2005

pflanzer

A piece of cheese that has moss on the side of it.

My piece of chees has been pflanzered.

by dorone October 12, 2006

plankerville

also known as the restroom (men's or ladies); a term used to describe a safe haven, where people can poop in peace; plankerville usually has a janitor, or a person responsible for keeping it neat.

"where's joel?" "he's sick again, and had to go to plankerville"

by tina miller March 25, 2007

plander

Unplugging a toilet using your hand because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to plander that turd free otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister.

by milpoolSK June 24, 2017

fazer plazer

to make someone feel good, give pleasure to someone

from old spanish: fazer --> hacer f-h z-c

hacer = to make

plazer = pleasure

And to fazer plazer, he gave her cooock!

by BobKingsley May 23, 2008

2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012