Russian pitstop

When u pick somebody up an fuck em non stop

I’m gonna do a Russian pitstop on you

by Pettergriifer March 7, 2024

Albany Pitstop

The Albany pit stop is when you go rabid in a restroom and piss everywhere after a long night out of partying.

See that trashcan full of paper towels? Piss in it.
Oh look the walls haven’t been cleaned in a while, Piss on them.

Hey bro I need to piss, let me go into 212 real quick.
Bro: you gonna hit an albany pitstop?
Watch your step when walking in I flooded the floors.

by DegenMechanic July 13, 2025

Gabby Petito

A example of the media's fixation on pretty white girls at a great cost. Gabby Venora Petito was an American blogger who was killed by Brian in August 2021. With Gabby missing, damn did that media go wild. Her story was on the news each night and meanwhile other missing people like 726 native Americans no one gave a shit about. Sadly found dead in September of some unknown year, the media exploded. they thought: "How could a white girl who was hot af be found DEAD?? that's horrible injustice!! Meanwhile, 726 Native American go missing me no care, thought the media. Forget those native Americans, they're fine we NEED to charge Brian!!!!" Brian's family refused to do shit, which fueled media rage. Criticized by a lot of people because the disproportionate coverage was highly racist, thankfully this issue was addressed by the champ of a human named Joseph Petito who set up the petite foundation dedicated to raising awareness of missing minorities. R. I. P. Gabby Venora Petito.

I swear the only reason Gabby Petito was on national Television is because she's a pretty white girl. If she was some native no one would give two craps.

by FugginPARODYbro September 1, 2025

nappy pitstop

carer nigel changing his dead mums nappy 27 times per day. 28 if you consider the one she's buried in.

nappy pitstop nice

by mrs tosser November 24, 2025

Arkansas Pitstop

The Arkansas Pitstop is a non penetrational sex move using someone's armpits where you bring ones penis to the point of ejaculation and then finish into their armpit

John: Dude she was a freak

Benton: Yeah man I can't believe she let me give an Arkansas Pitstop

by Jay_WitDaBBL November 25, 2025