Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

rainbow pinwheel of death 

The symbol that appears when your browser freezes up on the Mac. Its counterpart is the hourglass symbol on Windows.

Person #1. I bloody hate that loading hourglass.

Person #2. I have the rainbow pinwheel of death to deal with.

rainbow pinwheel of death by oubliette October 2, 2009

pinch a hot loaf 

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.

"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."

pinch a hot loaf by lulem400 January 12, 2010

pinch and roll 

The ONLY comfortable and workable way to scratch one's scrotum. Actual scratching does not work, as the scrotal entity slides around under the fingers. To achieve results, the scrotum is pinched between the fingers and rolled back and forth.

Sweetie-darling, if you really want to scratch the boys, you must remember to use the pinch and roll technique.

pinch and roll by Chris Secrest August 12, 2008

a pinch of shit

something totally useless or worthless. Australian slang.

How's that new Holden mate? Mate it ain't worth a pinch of shit

a pinch of shit by kam75xx April 15, 2014

Pinch-A-Loaf 

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

Pinch-A-Loaf by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006

pincest 

Pincest is the act of bridging pins (on an IC, console, or any PCB) on the same chip.

It can also be applied to a short.

Electrical Engineer: Dude, your PS2 isn't going to boot with all that pincest going on!

Political Science Major: I prefer to think of them as a happy family.

*frying sounds ensue*

pincest by metaloxide October 28, 2010