Piglet

A security guard, traffic warden, or police officer in training, as opposed to a real cop (pig).

Shit, that bloody piglet gave me a parking ticket for two extra fucking minutes here.

by Bunny92 January 2, 2022

Payo the piglet

Payo the pig can go by many definitions. She is the pigglyist pig on earth. And snorts all the time. Even though she is bright orange, and looks like 🛑 it’s okay. Because we support her. She also has a toe fetish and goes on only fans posting her feet.

Any un: omg who let the pig

Crust: that ain’t no piggy that’s payo sir
Any un: omg I’m screwed you know what this means
Crust: I’m sorry man it’s over

Payo bots: all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet all hale payo the piglet

* any un gets captured by the bots and lives her life picking mud out of Payos toenails

by Gabbyleegogurt October 31, 2021

Political Piglet

A Politician who Moves from one Political Party to Another

Joseph is a Political Piglet, Because he cant settle in one political Party

by LucaT September 17, 2020

Piglet

A shriveled little curly dick that looks like a pig's tail.

*Tom whips his dick out*
Zendaya: We're breaking up because of that piglet!

by PublishLaska March 13, 2025

pigletism

The condition of an over eater who maintains they eat normal quantities.

What do you mean that portion of chips was okay. It's four "serves". You have pigletism.

by HighT October 15, 2020

piglet

A pink, meaty vagina.

You ought to smash her piglet!

by Nortrom_Silencer March 19, 2015

sheepy shoopy piglet

sheepy shoopy piglets snort when they laugh during a meet call. sheepy shoopy piglets come home from school and sleep in their uniform for 3 hours. sheepy shoopy piglets eat coconuts and sometimes crossbreed with cows to make a very fluffy but big animal. sheepy shoopy piglets wheeze a lot until their stomach hurts. sheepy shoopy piglets are 6 foot tall piglets from germany and tamil nadu at the same time. sheepy shoopy piglets are very nice. thank you.

them: do you know what the sheepy shoopy piglet did yesterday?
me: no, what did the sheepy shoopy piglet do?
them: they sheeped and shooped and pigged.

by Sushila Sharma December 13, 2023