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baby pigalump

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
by Piga May 2, 2011
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PiddlyStinks

It's like tiddlywinks... but totally different. It involves coercing a young, influential, and wanton gutter-slut into anal intercourse and, when boredom hits, urinating in said subjects bottom with your John-Thomas.
I heard that Joel once pissed in someones bum! He decided it was a game. He called it PiddlyStinks! At the moment, he is winning the game!
by Father Ramsbottom July 2, 2009
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A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.
Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!
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Piddletwist

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.
The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.
by Dr Strangepork January 19, 2015
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pigalomp

A dumbass fake animal that a silly girl made up because she has no life
My sister is a pigalomp
by Good lad October 1, 2015
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Piddle Puddle

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.
I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Pidady

A hot Sri Lankan mess that has a massive bush with a small cock (below the waist) and lacks hair on his head
OH MY GOD, is that a wild PIDADY hiding in a bush? How ironic!
by A friend that loves his bitch November 29, 2021
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