Kevin Pinkard

He is an amazing friend he is really outgoing. He has a nice smile and a really big dick.

Kevin Pinkard - NOOOO REALYYYYYYYYYY

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Packard

Someone who wastes all your time because of something they forgot or screwed up on.

(Teenager begs for phone. You work hard to buy it for them. Kid rarely uses it.)
That teen is such a packard.

by PurpleProdigy May 18, 2016

Picard

To repeatedly smash someone or something with your head when enraged; traditionally a bald head is used in reference to Star Trek

Hey don't take that from him, pull a Picard on him.

by Alex Sheridan September 17, 2007

The John Luke Picard

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!

The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

by Crusader001 June 17, 2009

Hewlett Packard

A great computer company until you actually open it up and see the cluttered mess inside. They are good computers but pretty hard to customize.

"I opened my Hewlett Packard to find the RAM hidden behind a bunch of loose wires."

by MetalPunk December 16, 2008

Picard water

Earl Grey tea, served hot.

Refers to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard's beverage of choice in Star Trek: The Next Generation

'There's nothing like settling in on a cold evening to enjoy a hot cup of Picard water.'

by Plasmatron-7 January 8, 2012

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003