Captain Picard

Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.

Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.

by nighthawk41 May 7, 2009

pick a switch

When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass

Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!

by Msmagic95 December 16, 2017

Atom and His Package

A punk-rock "band" consisting of Atom and his synthesizer (known as the Package).

Atom and His Package played in my town, and he's 100% punk.

by Skitzo August 11, 2004

Pickaxi

The plural of "pickaxes."

Chris: What's the plural form of pickaxes?
Eddie: What?
Chris: Pickaxi
Eddie: Are you retarded?

by QuackerJacks June 14, 2018

picachuing

When you rub your penis on someone's cheecks until it turns red.

picachuing kept me off the street.

by im_wubstep March 18, 2015

Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.

Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.

by Sundown XT June 27, 2014

Emile Picani

a pure boi therapist that uses cartoons to teach his clients on how to compare their experiences so they feel less alone. he loves quoting all animated series, old and new

person 1: have you heard of that cartoon therapist Emile Picani?
person 2: yep! he was recommended to me by Dot and Larry!

by Welllovehasfailedme October 1, 2020