phoner

when your phone is in your pocket and it looks like you have a boner.

Person 1: damn, look at Jake's bulge!

Person 2: nah man, he just has a phoner.

by laseroutcast November 29, 2016

phoner

a slacker, whos sluggardly !!!

man ! u damn phoner stand up !!!

by niktrack November 16, 2007

phoner

when you have hot phone sex and you get an erection and thus a phoner

hey last night I called a phone sex line and got a major phoner

by zadowmanic January 18, 2011

Phoner

A phone imprint on your right pants resembling a rectangular boner

John, are you happy to see me or is that just a phoner.

by P-H December 7, 2019

Phoner

Having a phone in your pocket that is so large and protruding that it looks like a boner.

"Does that guy have a boner or a phoner? I can't tell and it's starting to creep me out."

"Oh sorry, it's just my Note 3. Not a boner, just a phoner."

by gboi92 July 12, 2014

Phoner

when one unexpectedly receives a text from a hot girl and becomes aroused.

Person 1: dude when i was sitting in class, haley texted me and i got the biggest "phoner"

Person 2: Dude haley's is so hot

by reallyloudspeakers October 29, 2011

Phoner

When your in-pocket phone slips into the valley between your legs so it represents an oddly shaped cock bulge.

Ghislaine: Wow, your cock is so square and flat! What is your secret?
You: Not my cock, just a phoner.

by Triggered To Death February 21, 2021